I just overheard coworkers outside my office talking about crocs and how comfortable they are.

Time to quit.

Anyone looking to hire a creative bearded fellow who enjoys the outdoors?

Me: *In my office listening to music while working.*

Coworker: *Walks in office.*  ”Oh, do you like (band I’m listening to)?”

Me: “Ummm yeah, that’s why I’m listening to them.”